100 Best Cat Puns and Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Hysterically (2023)

I confess: I amcertified crazy cat. I have had cats all my life and to some extent I feel closer to them than to ordinary people. Cats are not like most other animals and anyone who has one can tell you that.

They pack more personality into their fuzzy little bodies than most people you'll meet. They are cute, yet have an aura of mystery that most other animals simply don't have.

In history,they were painted as mystical and magical. They are considered epic social media fodder these days. And no matter how you describe cats, whether they're yours or someone else's, there's no doubt that the world is full of funny cat jokes.

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To me, being a cat isn't just about loving how cute they look on Instagram. As a pagan, I hold cats in high esteem, not only as pets, but also as a religious symbol. Cats have and always will have a special place in my heart. It is so simple.

I know I'm not alone in my love for feline friends. There are catsthe most popular pet in the world. Most cats don't just love cats, they love them. Heck, the fact that there are so many cat-themed merchandise, cat quotes, and even catgirl anime floating around the internet is proof alone.

Being a cat was a statisticare associated with many characteristics, very. They are known to be more introverted, more caring and more likely to enjoy sitting at home while reading a book.

This binding means that many felines will enjoy reading some cat puns. Because the best puns are the ones about our feline friends. You just can't argue with that. My dear cat lovers, this list of cat puns and jokes is for all the cool cats out there. Can I have a round of legs, please?

The best word games for cats

1. Feed me. Feed me, good meow.

2. Ask any ancient Egyptian: arranging several cats will allow you to make a purr. If you stack more than a few cats, you'll get a meow.

3. Live long and legs.

4. If my cat were to drive, she would insist on getting a Furrari.

5. One day I saw a cat who managed to convince me to give him the remains of my dinner. He purred a lot.

6. My cat recently knocked a cup of water over my laptop. It was a total disaster.

7. You must be a kitten.

8. One day I saw a cat sitting in the library. It was probably rubbish.

9. If nothing else, watching our feline friends reminds us to grab our paws and enjoy life.

10. You know, I absolutely hate when people call me a meow because I'm nice to people.

11. Sleeping next to your pet is extremely soothing. Shit, they're cat pajamas.

12. Now wait meow...

13. Cats are big fans of gardening. Whenever they see something they don't like in the pot, they nip it in the bud.

14. I decided to go heavier than ever. My web presence will be excellent. I'm Pusheen in the extreme!

15. Hey baby, I'm totally Katsa-Nova. No one can escape like me.

16. Check Meow Baby! I'm a total sex kitty.

17. Judging by what I hear during the morning meows, I'm pretty sure my cat is trying to be a TV personality.

18. Those little claws on your foot are just a cat's way of saying that all you're fermenting is love.

19. I got my cat's favorite toy. He didn't think it was a meow.

20. My cat became a drug dealer...until he got busted for a meohuana break.

21. You know, if cats could be lawyers, you'd never have to worry about losing claws to your contracts. Your furry advocate will always act on your behalf.

22. I told you I'm not a lion when it comes to this guy. He is a total cheetah and moves fast.

23. No matter how much you earn or what you look like, cats will always see you as perfect just the way you are.

24. A cat's favorite day of the week is Saturday.

25. My cat can't wait to have me.

26. Catch Me But Are You Real?

27. Look good, cat good.

28. You are a pavia cat.

29. Live long and hard.

30. Meow, what are you doing?

31. I have cats for you.

32. Best friends forever.

33. I'm a total rocker.

34. Anything can be caught with the right charge.

35. You are perfect just the way you are.

36. So fur, so good.

37. I can tell you have a secret - it's a kitten all over your face!

38. It was supposed to be - it was a cat in the stars.

39. Good as a meow.

40. Out of all the kitties, cat puns are the best puns.

41. Try to keep your feet.

42. It was quite an artificial leg.

43. Don't buy any more cat food!

44. You look like fur.

45. I'm so furry for having such a great cat!

46. ​​The cat was confused. She was purring.

47. You will go down in history.

48. You purr just the way you are.

49. Stop Struggling! He hissed and reconciled.

50. When you're sad about a cat, just hug your favorite furry dog.

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The best funny cat jokes

51. My cat just joined the DJ forum.

I can't wait to see his first scratch post.

52. My cat saw a picture of a kitten on the Internet.

I could tell she thought she was a total Sphinx.

53. What is the name of the Spanish cat that was painted green?

Avo-kot.

54. Have you heard of the cat that swallowed too much yarn?

Yes, he had gloves.

55. Cats are such divas, right?

The way they walk, you'd think the world was their catwalk.

56. Did you know that cats are die-hard James Bond fans?

This is true. They love watching Octopussy.

57. I strongly advise against giving cats lemons or limes.

It will turn your furry friend sour.

58. Did you ever watch 'Tom and Jerry' growing up?

He never hit me until now, but Tom was an absolute guard who always chased his tail.

59. My cat recently decided to become a carpet critic.

He seems to be a fan of Persian styles.

60. A friend of mine decided to dress up as a member of the Pussycat Dolls for a party.

All she really had to do was get some underwear and high heels to make it complete.

61. Do you know how many times I've seen that cat pop video?

Over a thousand times.

62. What are cats' favorite cereals?

Mysie krispies.

63. Why did the cats ask for a piano?

They wanted to mewsic.

64. What is every cat's favorite book?

"Big Cat".

65. What is the cat's teacher called?

Purfessor.

66. What is a cat's favorite TV show?

"Claw and order."

67. What color do cats love the most?

Purple

68. What word do millennial cats overuse?

Ally in the trash.

69. What do cats like to draw?

Characteristics of yourself.

70. Why was the cat fined?

He caught the laughs.

71. What is the best treatment for cat allergy?

Antihistamine.

72. Why do cats hate online shopping?

They prefer cats.

73. How did the lazy kitties do with a school project?

bare mewnum.

74. What is every kitty's favorite movie?

"Little Purma".

75. What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm a leg!

76. Why are cats better than babies?

Because you only change the litter box once a day.

77. What did the stranger say to the cat?

"Take me to your junk."

78. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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79. What sports do cats play?

a ball of hair.

80. How does a cat keep order?

Imposing nails.

81. Have you heard of a passenger who had to be escorted off the plane?

Let the cat out of the bag.

82. What does the lion say to his friends before they go hunting for food?

"Let's hunt."

83. Why was the cat so small?

Because he only ate condensed milk.

84. Have you heard of the cat that climbed the Himalayas?

It was a gray leg.

85. Who was the most powerful cat in China?

President Meow.

86. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cat! cat who?

"Catch me out, how about?"

87. What's smarter than a talking cat?

spelling bee.

88. What is a cat's favorite kitchen tool?

"Moustache".

89. What do you get when you cross a stick with a street cat?

Looking at Tom.

90. Why was the cat so upset?

It was in bad shape.

91. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

To watch out for the mouse.

92. What is the cat's favorite button on the TV remote?

Legs.

93. Have you heard of the cat that drank five bowls of water?

He set a new lap record.

94. What do you get if you cross a cat with a snowman?

Frostbite.

95. Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.

96. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

Retail store.

97. Why are cats terrible storytellers?

They only have one tail.

98. What did the cat say when he was scratched?

Meow!

99. What is the name of the fluffy cat that sleeps in the bed?

Himalayan.

100. I have a pencil that once belonged to Shakespeare.

Thanks to the cat, it's so chewed up that I don't know if it's 2B or not 2B.

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Ossiany Tepfenhartis a Red Bank, New Jersey-based writer whose work has been featuredYahoo, BRIDES, Your Daily Dish, New Theory Magazine i inne.