If you're looking for tree jokes, puns and proverbs, you've come to the right place.
I've rounded up a list of a hundred tree jokes and puns to make you laugh. They make great tree captions for nature photos on social media (see minehashtags natureItree quotesposts for them too) and you can also use them in schoolwork, greeting cards and texts. Or you can just have fun reading them!
Fantastic facts about trees
The trees are amazing. Before we start joking, here are some fantastic facts about trees.
- Trees have existed on Earth for at least 370 million years.
- Trees provide food, shelter, fuel and building materials.
- Some tree species can live for thousands of years.
- Trees act as the lungs of our planet, converting carbon dioxide into oxygen.
- Trees work together to deter predators. They send chemical signals to scare away pests, warn other trees of danger, and attract predators that feed on the pests.
- There are 422 times more trees on earth than people.
- Trees can communicate with each other through an underground network of soil fungi – they can even transfer nutrients, water and unused carbon to each other!
- Leaves come in many colors, including red, yellow, purple and orange, not just green. Chlorophyll makes leaves green and dominates until it gets less sunlight when other colors start to dominate.
- There are over 60,000 species of trees on our planet.
- Trees release chemicals called pesticides, and studies have shown that inhaling them can lower blood pressure, reduce stress levels and make us feel happier. Nothing out of the ordinaryforest bathit's getting more and more popular, right?
This short video explains forest bathing in more detail.
The best tree jokes and puns
Now that we know how amazing trees are, it's time to appreciate their ability to make you laugh.
Read on for a whole host of (or should that be a forest?!) family tree jokes and puns. I've also included some great tree sayings that are perfect if you want something more meaningful that makes you think.
You can also check my listautumn punswhich has many gags for trees and leaves.
Funny jokes about trees
Put a smile on your face with these funny - and sometimes rather silly - jokes about trees.
How do trees access the internet?They connect.
What did the tree wear to the pool party?Swimsuit.
Which side of the tree has the most leaves?Outside.
What is each tree's favorite shape?Tree corner.
Why don't trees like puzzles?Because they don't like to be surprised.
Which tree suits your hand?Palm.
Why do cards always risk?Because they must always go straight.
What did the tree say to the woodcutter?Leave me alone!
How did the tree get lost?Got the wrong root.
Because trees are great for networkingBecause they always branch out.
What fish fall from trees?Jel-leaf-ish.
Why did the tree fail math?Because he couldn't do square roots.
How do trees hear about themselves?leaf booster.
What is the same size and shape as a giant eucalyptus but weighs nothing?It's a shadow.
What is the tree's favorite drink?Root beer.
What dating app do trees use?Wood.
Why were so many people sitting under the tree?It was a poplar.
Where do daisies go on vacation?From booka.
What did the Jedi say to the tree?May the forest be with you.
How to get down from the tree?You don't - down comes from a duck.
What stories do giant sequoias tell?High Tales.
Why can't you invite a tree to a party?Because they never go away.
What did the beaver say to the tree?It was nice to bite you.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are very good at it.
What is the name of the oak that cannot make up its mind?Undecided.
Did you know I can chop down a tree by looking at it?This is true. I saw it with my own eyes.
What happens a year older every time it hits?Tree.
Why do dogs make good pets?Because they have a great rind, but a woody bite.
What happens when a tree falls in the mud? It leaves an impression.
Why did the tree get into trouble?Because it was confusing.
What does half a tree look like?Second half.
How do trees communicate with each other?By phone.
What is the tree's least favorite month?September-wood.
Which tree likes fives?Palm.
What do trees do on Valentine's Day?They are getting juicy.
What school subject do trees like best?Geome-tree.
What sound does a tree make?He barks.
What is the tree's favorite dinosaur?Tree-Rex.
How many oranges grow on a tree?All.
What radio stations do trees like?Those who play poplar songs.
Where do the seedlings go for study?Primary school.
What is the saddest tree?Willow tree.
Why did the tree have to take a nap?Public holiday.
What do trees wear when it's cold?Spruce coat.
How to make a tree laugh?Say a funny acorn.
What did the tree like best in Star Trek?Captain's Logbook.
Want to quickly explain the acorn?In short, it's oak.
Why is the tree crushed?Because he couldn't get to the root of the problem.
Jokes about the Christmas tree
Looking for Christmas tree jokes? Here are my favorite Christmas tree jokes.
Why do Christmas trees sew badly?They always drop needles.
How do Christmas trees prepare for a night out?They wake up.
What happens when Christmas trees go numb?They take pines and needles.
Who is your favorite Christmas tree caroler?Spruce Springsteen.
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?Pineapple.
Why was there ice cream under the Christmas tree?Go with pinecones.
How to turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?Decorate it with horns.
Why do Christmas trees love the past so much?Because the present is beneath them.
What happens to Christmas trees when they are sick?Tinselitis.
What is another name for an artificial Christmas tree?fake for.
Word games and forest word games
Take it or leave it
Good things come to trees
cis
I rely on you
Do you think wooden?
I won't let it go
Silent tree
What a tree
Pine line
The grove is in danger
Call the grove
It is very in the tree
Fast rebuild
The best cards
All very excessive sneezing
This is a card
The best needles I have
It's unbearable
Take the short root
A branch for pressure
Tie a knot
They are very poplar
Pine on the neck
Good chemistry tree
What a repeat
A tree for everyone
The third book of tree logic
Buy one, get a tree
It is a mystery tree
Pine sensation
Okay
Barking up the wrong tree
I don't see the wood for the trees
Get to the root of the problem
Ruthlessly
knock on wood
Conker of the opposition
Certainly
I slept like a log
Turn over a new leaf
The neck of the woods
Ax and you shall receive
Those puns may have made you cringe, but admit it - you were still smiling!
Proverbs and sayings of trees
Proverbs are always great food for thought and a good starting point for discussion. There are many sayings about trees, here are twenty of my favorites.
The best trees grow on the steepest hills. — Burundi Proverb
The tree of silence bears the fruits of peace. - Arabic proverb
From small acorns grow mighty oaks.– English proverb
Men will only throw stones at trees that are laden with fruit. – French proverb
Society thrives when the elderly plant trees in the shade of which they know they will never sit. - Greek proverb
The seed hidden in the heart of the apple is an invisible orchard. – Welsh proverb
Little blows fell on the great oaks. –American proverb
The higher the tree, the stronger the fall.– Dutch proverb
When you eat fruit, think of the person who planted the tree. – Vietnamese proverb
If a dead tree falls, it carries a living one with it. – Kenyan proverb
Even the best tree sometimes bears bad fruit. – Hungarian proverb
Don't climb a tree to catch a fish. - Chinese proverb
An apple never falls far from the tree. – English proverb
A strong tree is not afraid of the storm. – Indonesian proverb
Although the tree grows very tall, the fallen leaves return to their roots. – Malawian Proverb
There's always a thousand fruits on a tree you can't climb. – Indian proverb
The one who plants a tree is not the one who will enjoy its shade. –Chinese proverb
Large trees provide more shade than fruit. – German proverb
If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden. if you want to be happy all your life, plant a tree. – English proverb
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The next best time is now. - Chinese proverb
Are your favorite tree jokes or fun puns missing from this list?
I hope these tree jokes, puns and proverbs made you smile and thought provoking. If you have a favorite that you think I should add to this list, let me know in the comments 🙂
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